var quotenumber = 80 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "Mysterious sources, I said!"
quotes[2] = "Hey, that's my bucket!"
quotes[3] = "That's some kind of fish, right?"
quotes[4] = "Whap! Whap! Whap! Whappity-whappity-whap!"
quotes[5] = "This is going to make CPR training really tough!"
quotes[6] = "I was hatched near a toxic waste dump on the edge of town."
quotes[7] = "Now you\'re a psychic, now you\'re not..."
quotes[8] = "How can I take you seriously in a Santa Claus hat?"
quotes[9] = "I thought it was the axial tilt of the planet..."
quotes[10] = "Group hug!"
quotes[11] = "Christmas Mass at the orphanage was never like this!"
quotes[12] = "You\'re kinda cute ... for a fish!"
quotes[13] = "It\'s kinda like Easter ... only without the choclatey goodness!"
quotes[14] = "Gasp! Something\'s coming ..."
quotes[15] = "It\'s Rumanian. Quit pickin\' on me."
quotes[16] = "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live!"
quotes[17] = "Slumber Party!!!"
quotes[18] = "No problem, I took pictures!"
quotes[19] = "Was that a naked skunk?"
quotes[20] = "So, what they say about elephants is TRUE!"
quotes[21] = "Uh-oh. Bad luck Imminent."
quotes[22] = "Nay, I can gleek upon occasion."
quotes[23] = "You want a super villain named Raging Diarhea?!!?"
quotes[24] = "Boy did I read THAT one wrong!"
quotes[25] = "I didn\'t expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
quotes[26] = "I gotta learn to knock!"
quotes[27] = "Now HE\'S got a crush on me! How cute!"
quotes[28] = "\'Special\' brownies?"
quotes[29] = "That was an original Mondrian."
quotes[30] = "I\'m sorry, there's a good chance I just blew her up."
quotes[31] = "Man, the freaks I meet riding the bus\!"
quotes[32] = "Piece o\' Cake\!"
quotes[33] = "Well\, that was fun\, wasn\'t it\? Shall we do this again next year\?"
quotes[34] = "We\'ll swallow your souls\!"
quotes[35] = "There goes the butler\!"
quotes[36] = "This chick is on something I just know it."
quotes[37] = "We need to never let Mysto decide what parties we go to again."
quotes[38] = "Untie them\, miscreant\!"
quotes[39] = "Uh....Who was your hostage again\?"
quotes[40] = "Wait a minute\! I\'m naked\!"
quotes[41] = "I\'m so thankful I could sing ... sing ... sing\!"
quotes[42] = "You mean she\'s a slut\?"
quotes[43] = "Look\! Tracker\'s got mange\!"
quotes[44] = "Skwak\! Who let the dogs out\?"
quotes[45] = "Boobies\!"
quotes[46] = "Talbon\'s drawing stick figures in compromising situations\!"
quotes[47] = "If you have sex with your clone, is it incest or masturbation\?"
quotes[48] = "WAF\! Crop\!"
quotes[49] = "Is it safe\?"
quotes[50] = "We\'ll always have Paris."
quotes[51] = "Nakey Nakey Nakey Nakey"
quotes[52] = "Are you a \"Gap\" Model\?"
quotes[53] = "Ooh\! Chaps\!"
quotes[54] = "The Waters\? Can\'t abide it. Fish fuck in it."
quotes[55] = "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
quotes[56] = "Could you BE more cryptic\?"
quotes[57] = "Whoa."
quotes[58] = "Keep an eye out for the White Vodoun."
quotes[59] = "It\'s time to initiate you into the Family properly."
quotes[60] = "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir\?"
quotes[61] = "His pants were on fire\!"
quotes[62] = "The sad thing is, that wasn\'t the package I gave him."
quotes[63] = "Sounds like a Pagan salad dressing\!"
quotes[64] = "This is a porno script\, isn\'t it\?"
quotes[65] = "That monster is ravishing the city\!"
quotes[66] = "Dammit\, she promised to ravish ME this afternoon\!"
quotes[67] = "You KNOW this ain\'t what I meant when I said I wanted to pick up chicks\!"
quotes[68] = "I\'ll just have to make my OWN tunnel\!"
quotes[69] = "I had a FEELING you\'d say that\!"
quotes[70] = "We called the FISH \'Tracker\'\!"
quotes[71] = "I didn\'t see you complaining when the guy in the gold speedos sat in your lap\!"
quotes[72] = "You think I wear this outfit becuase I like SPANDEX\?"
quotes[73] = "PDI\: Many can fly \.\.\. only a few can land\."
quotes[74] = "I needed the money\."
quotes[75] = "No\, too small\.\.\."
quotes[76] = "\.\.\.eep\."
quotes[77] = "Can\'t \.\.\. take \.\.\. eyes \.\.\. from \.\.\. breasts \.\.\."
quotes[78] = "\.\.\. oh\, shit\."
quotes[79] = "This is like a parade\!"
quotes[80] = "Oy\, I sound suspicious even to me\!"
var quote = quotes[rand1]
document.write (quote);